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SEINFELD SCRIPT Nazi Handicap & Abstinence - Choose from 3

SEINFELD SCRIPT Nazi Handicap & Abstinence - Choose from 3

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     Seinfeld debuted on NBC in July of 1989 and continued with increasing popularity until Jerry decided to pull the plug at the end of the ninth season, May 1998. There are 3 episodes offered here. You will choose which one you want at end of auction. They're titled "The Handicap Spot" from May 13, 1993, "The Soup Nazi" from November 2, 1995, and "The Abstinence" which first aired November 21, 1996. Image the fun you'll have recreating these scenes with your family and friends.

     "The Abstinence" includes a cast page with all the actors performing in this episode and 4 Rundown pages. It's 77 pages. "The Handicap Spot" includes a cast page and a schedule page. This is 64 pages long. "The Soup Nazi" is 66 pages. Each one contains the traditional 3-hole punch with metal fasteners. They are in excellent condition.

     "The Handicap Spot" was the episode in which everyone's friend, The Drake, is getting married so they decide to pool their money and buy the couple one nice gift for the engagement party. They head to the mall in George's dad's car but can't find a parking space. Kramer convinces George to park in the handicapped space because they're never used anyhow. While they're inside shopping a handicapped woman had to park elsewhere and crashed her wheelchair into a wall because of it. The gang purchases a big screen tv and returns to the parking lot. An angry mob ensues around the car, wanting to rip to shreads the person who parked in this space. The four of them fear for their lives and secretively slip away to strategize their next move. When they return the car has been pulverized and a ticket is on the front window.

     "The Abstinence" was the show where George’s girl friend contracts mononucleosis, causing him to go without sex for 6 weeks. He soon discovers that the lack of sex makes his mind sharper. He uses his new found intelligence to give batting advice and to calculate the odds of scoring with a Portuguese waitress. Elaine’s predicament involves a new doctor she’s met who has almost gotten his license. She soon learns how much he doesn’t know about medicine. She uses George’s technique to help him study to get his license, but in the process she becomes an idiot. Eventually he gets his degree and leaves Elaine without sex.

     In "The Soup Nazi" Elaine finds an antique armoire she wants. She isn't allowed to move her armoire into her building, so Kramer offers to watch it for her, out on the street. In broad daylight and in Kramer's presence, two "tough" guys come along and take Elaine's armoire. Kramer later relates the story of the armoire to the Soup Nazi, who says he has an armoire in the basement that Kramer can have. Elaine makes an ordering error in front of the Soup Nazi, gets on his bad side and is banned for a year. Jerry's girlfriend makes a faux pas in the "soup place" and Jerry disavows any knowledge of her. Kramer gives Elaine the armoire and tells her where he got it. Elaine goes to thank the Soup Nazi but gets even further on his bad side. Jerry discovers the armoire contains the Soup Nazi's recipes and Elaine takes them for her final confrontation with the Soup Nazi.

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